Indirect Conquest: Archive

I don't reblog things that tell me to reblog.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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December 31, 1926

warningdontreadthis: Tom Marvolo Riddle is born to Tom Riddle Sr. and Merope Gaunt at Wool’s Orphanage in London, England. His father is not present for the event, and Merope dies shortly afterwards. (via 500daysofkissingmypillow/yerawizardharry)

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“Anderson, don’t talk out loud, you lower the whole IQ of the street.”

– Sherlock Holmes Study in Pink

Dec 30th

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“I’m not a psychopath I’m a high functioning sociopath, Do your...”

– Sherlock Holmes A Study in Pink

Dec 30th

“I pickpocket him when he’s annoying.”

– Sherlock Holmes-A Study in Pink

Dec 30th

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OMG.

Watson: You don't have a girlfriend then?
Sherlock: Girlfriend? No. Not really my area
Watson: Oh right...Do you have a...boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.
Sherlock: I know it's fine.
Watson: So you've got a boyfriend then?
Sherlock: No.
Watson: You're unattached, just like me.

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AND I'M GUESSING SHE SCRUBBED YOUR FLOOR AS WELL...

OMG. SHERLOCKA.S, DLA;KSJFD;LASKDJF;ALSDKFJAS;LDKFJA;DSF

Dec 30th

thetardisisahufflepuff asked: Are you watching sherlock online? If yes where? I have been trying to find somewhere for ages!

Dec 30th

thetardisisahufflepuff asked: Are you watching sherlock online? If yes where? I have been trying to find somewhere for ages!

Dec 30th

monastasia asked: this is fair. i can't enjoy anything with my clothes on.

Dec 30th

monastasia asked: this is fair. i can't enjoy anything with my clothes on.

Dec 30th

CHOCOLATE IS HARD TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

i am having problems

Dec 30th

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sobasicallyiwin asked: bring me a clementine.

Dec 30th

MONA

I CANNOT ENJOY CHOCOLATE WITH CLOTHES ON EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

Dec 30th

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monastasia asked: and where might your clothes be?

Dec 30th

anoxfordcomma replied to your post: it’s fucking solid chocolate DESTROY IT WITH FIRE. BUT I MUST ENJOY IT FIRE WILL ONLY DESTROY

Dec 30th

Watch

fuckyeahdoctorwhoandspliff: deviouslypink: invierno: omg what is this Iwan? haha HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ME = DEAD RN SO AMAZINGLY WIERD TROLOLOLOLOL LOL. IT’S NOT EVEN ENGLISH

Dec 30th

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monastasia asked: and where might your clothes be?

Dec 30th

it's fucking solid chocolate

HOW DO I GO ABOUT EATING THIS MY POWERFUL TEETH DO NOTHING TO IT

Dec 30th

At 1am in the morning...

missbgleek: Normal People: Tumblr People:

Dec 30th

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YOU MAKE ME HAPPIER BABBY.

logicandlove: caffrin25 replied to your post: how often do you masturbate You. Make. Me. Happy THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE

Dec 29th

I wonder if I could get to 200 followers by...

anoxfordcomma: I know, what a puny number, but I just really like starting out with nice, clean, round sums. Also I am pretty cool. So, you guys should follow me. I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS BLOG FOR SO LONG. WHY IS EVERYONE NOT!? LIKE, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST I FOLLOWED

Dec 29th

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OFF TO HELP MAH LITTLE BROTHER PLAY WII

HE’S SO CUTE HOW CAN I SAY NO!?

Dec 29th