Indirect Conquest


I’ve never heard anybody who can imitate turning on caps lock in the middle of a word as well as Charlie Day

(via monastasia)


There was a little loose wire on it that every time it lit up, was just sending an electric current into my body, so if I seem shocked in the movie, that’s why.

probably my favorite movie-making story.

(Source: geiszlerian, via nerdgasming)

  • Marvel: this character is dead
  • Marvel: totally dead
  • Marvel: definitely
  • Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel: jk



i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via nerdgasming)


Someone asked us recently how to be a proper hockey fan during the NHL playoffs and they start tomorrow! Which makes this extremely important. 

So here I am, in gif glory, How to be a Hockey Fan: During the Playoffs 

(via jocelynseip)