Indirect Conquest

lydiduh:

I’ve never heard anybody who can imitate turning on caps lock in the middle of a word as well as Charlie Day

(via monastasia)

skylanth:

There was a little loose wire on it that every time it lit up, was just sending an electric current into my body, so if I seem shocked in the movie, that’s why.

probably my favorite movie-making story.

(Source: geiszlerian, via nerdgasming)

  • Marvel: this character is dead
  • Marvel: totally dead
  • Marvel: definitely
  • Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel:
  • Marvel: ...lol jk

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via nerdgasming)

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

(via nancydrewofficial)

official-nhl:

Someone asked us recently how to be a proper hockey fan during the NHL playoffs and they start tomorrow! Which makes this extremely important. 

So here I am, in gif glory, How to be a Hockey Fan: During the Playoffs 

(via jocelynseip)